Make cup of tea (preferably early grey)
As you can see, all you need are a small/medium pack of small baubles (large balls tend to get int the way), a pair of old bluntish scissors, some curling ribbon. Ensure audience is attentive and sober - ah have all been milked (except for bull).
And there you have it .....almost.
That's all for now.
If there are any mistakes, I am sure Melody will let you know and point you in the right direction.